Shitcoins in the forest,
Shitcoins on the run,
Shitcoins dodging sheriffs,
Shitcoins packing guns.
Shitcoins on the highway,
Shitcoins in the breeze,
Shitcoins robbing houses,
Shitcoins stealing cheese.
Shitcoins in your cereal,
Shitcoins on television,
Shitcoins building castles,
Shitcoins in the sea.
Shitcoins at the opera,
Shitcoins on the phone,
Shitcoins plotting chaos,
Shitcoins all alone.
Shitcoins in the cosmos,
Shitcoins under chairs,
Shitcoins joining protests,
Shitcoins everywhere.