Oh look, Bitcoin maxis are back at it again—screaming "NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SOON! 🚀" while conveniently ignoring every single warning sign flashing like a Christmas tree on fire. 🔥🎄
Shall we take a quick reality check? Let's talk about that chart—the one showing a huge bearish divergence on the RSI. Yeah, that thing maxis pretend doesn't exist because, apparently, TA is for "normies." Price is pushing up, but momentum? Looking about as exhausted as a degenerate who just YOLO'd their life savings into a dog coin. This is not a bullish sign.
Last time we saw this pattern? Oh right—November 2021, right before Bitcoin went from $69K to $15K in record time. But hey, I’m sure "this time is different," right? 😂
Then there’s the rising wedge, which is basically a giant neon sign saying, "Hey, we’re about to dump!" But maxis, bless their little diamond hands, will call it "accumulation" while their portfolios get sliced like a Thanksgiving turkey. 🍗
Now, let’s talk targets. 20K? Very possible. 15K? Wouldn’t be shocking. The big green arrows in the chart? Yeah, they’re not pointing up. But don’t worry, you’ll still hear "BUY THE DIP!" echoing through the wreckage as another cycle of hopium plays out in real time.
At the end of the day, Bitcoin maxis don’t need technical analysis—they need therapy. Because no matter how many times the market smacks them in the face, they’ll still be here, shouting "Number go up!" while ignoring every single warning sign. 😆
Tick. Tock. The market doesn’t care about your laser eyes. 🕰️
Shall we take a quick reality check? Let's talk about that chart—the one showing a huge bearish divergence on the RSI. Yeah, that thing maxis pretend doesn't exist because, apparently, TA is for "normies." Price is pushing up, but momentum? Looking about as exhausted as a degenerate who just YOLO'd their life savings into a dog coin. This is not a bullish sign.
Last time we saw this pattern? Oh right—November 2021, right before Bitcoin went from $69K to $15K in record time. But hey, I’m sure "this time is different," right? 😂
Then there’s the rising wedge, which is basically a giant neon sign saying, "Hey, we’re about to dump!" But maxis, bless their little diamond hands, will call it "accumulation" while their portfolios get sliced like a Thanksgiving turkey. 🍗
Now, let’s talk targets. 20K? Very possible. 15K? Wouldn’t be shocking. The big green arrows in the chart? Yeah, they’re not pointing up. But don’t worry, you’ll still hear "BUY THE DIP!" echoing through the wreckage as another cycle of hopium plays out in real time.
At the end of the day, Bitcoin maxis don’t need technical analysis—they need therapy. Because no matter how many times the market smacks them in the face, they’ll still be here, shouting "Number go up!" while ignoring every single warning sign. 😆
Tick. Tock. The market doesn’t care about your laser eyes. 🕰️
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