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BTC up then down some then up after, then down again then up

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After 2 years of careful consideration and strenuous chart analysis I have finally identified numerous key support levels. If BTC corrects from here, you can read between my lines and find some strong support levels where BTC may bounce from and between.
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BTC overshoot my red meme lines but it appears we are going sideways a bit maybe to the 50 MA or should we called it the MAM moving average meme because moving average are so fucking legit with their memetic magnetism that they, like NASA magnets, pull the price action back down to reality. So with that said and done, maybe btc moves to a few of these grey lines and maybe even the red moving average. I predict institutional investors who got in below 1k want their lambos now! So they are cashing out a bit to buy their insufferable bratty children a ferrari or lambo or some other rich kid toys so that these brats can flaunt their inordinate wealth and attempt to satiate their insatiable appetite for validation.
Brad: ‘Hey Chad nice ferrari bro’
Chad: ‘Yeah Brad, nice fucking Toyota prius you fucking cuck. Stacy is my gf now’
Brad: ‘Y-you too’

But maybe Chad already has a ferrarri. In that case why does the Bankster father need to liquidate his BTC? His wife already has enough Gucci handbags. If this is the case maybe CNBC is right, maybe bitcoin reaches ATH soon cnbc.com/2017/10/10/bitcoin-heading-over-10000-in-six-to-10-months-former-fortress-hedge-fund-manager-says.html

Would CNBC really lie to us? Would they really proliferate hype of a highly volatile asset at ATH with nice clickbaits that directs the traffic of vulnerable poor, nocoiners to invest his meager life savings, into memes, or are these media conglomerates the authority figures of crypto? Are they the insiders? Are we going to the moon? Surely this isn't the Bitcoin top! Onwards and upwards to 10k, 100k and 1000k moon? Bitcoin seems like a new financial paradyieaem. Maybe crypto clowns are the new 1%. Are we the 1%? Have we, the crypto autists, the sperglord meme autists finally made it? Have we escaped the rat race that shackles 90% of the population? And then what happens after immense wealth? Who cares we are going to the moon motherfuckers. If and when btc finally moons to 100k Im going to laser my left ballsack on the moon as a mighty show of cryptographic supriority. Finally all those NASA lasers and shit will be put to good use. Whats happening guys I don’t no whether to sell or to buy or sit. I think ill HODL for dear life.
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