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The Mystic Klaus Schawb + His Grant
What you see displayed is no mere coincidence - Its roots lie in a mathematical formula linked to an Ancient Indonesian God, Karetesi.
So legend has it , Satoshi Nakamoto , before anyone else, afforded the Great Klaus (WEF) Schwab the very first glimpse of his Bitcoin formula, . .and of course Klaus was overjoyed , so much so that he promptly invited Satoshi to join him at his Mystic Temple, deep in the heart of the Indonesian jungle! This was the 16 may 2016
Much to Satoshi's surprise and astonishment , on arriving at the Temple after several days trekking, he was met by none other that Prime-ministers Trudeau, Johnson, Presidents Macron, and Doctor Fauci, all dressed in traditional Indonesia peasant attire.
Schwab had organised lavish entertainment for his guests, and they dinned and partied none stop for several days - girls having been flown in especially from Thailand!
Then suddenly, on the third morning Klaus gathered everyone together to explain the main purpose of their being there . .to witness the Mystical ceremony of Karetesi , Schwab being one of only 5 people in the World at that time trained to administer the rights afforded by the said God!
Various secret potions were handed round - and the ceremony began - What passed now has never been disclosed, other than to say that at one point Schwab was seen to urinate over the Head of the World bank, Kristalina Georgieva...who had been hurriedly ushered into the Temple and promptly ushered away following it.
The net result ? . .Bitcoin was bestowed magical powers of eternal life. This was witnessed and agreed by all present.
So never fear Bitcoiners - God is on our side, shining the eternal light !!
So legend has it , Satoshi Nakamoto , before anyone else, afforded the Great Klaus (WEF) Schwab the very first glimpse of his Bitcoin formula, . .and of course Klaus was overjoyed , so much so that he promptly invited Satoshi to join him at his Mystic Temple, deep in the heart of the Indonesian jungle! This was the 16 may 2016
Much to Satoshi's surprise and astonishment , on arriving at the Temple after several days trekking, he was met by none other that Prime-ministers Trudeau, Johnson, Presidents Macron, and Doctor Fauci, all dressed in traditional Indonesia peasant attire.
Schwab had organised lavish entertainment for his guests, and they dinned and partied none stop for several days - girls having been flown in especially from Thailand!
Then suddenly, on the third morning Klaus gathered everyone together to explain the main purpose of their being there . .to witness the Mystical ceremony of Karetesi , Schwab being one of only 5 people in the World at that time trained to administer the rights afforded by the said God!
Various secret potions were handed round - and the ceremony began - What passed now has never been disclosed, other than to say that at one point Schwab was seen to urinate over the Head of the World bank, Kristalina Georgieva...who had been hurriedly ushered into the Temple and promptly ushered away following it.
The net result ? . .Bitcoin was bestowed magical powers of eternal life. This was witnessed and agreed by all present.
So never fear Bitcoiners - God is on our side, shining the eternal light !!
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