Dear Bitcoin Bulls,
Season's greetings from all of your bearish friends! We had an amazing salmon run all summer and all of berries that are good to eat seem to be drying up. It is getting quite cold here all by ourselves in the low 300's but we managed to craft a special gift for you before we go into our hibernation.
I hope you enjoy it and you will come to better understand our intention is pure!
Most Sincerely,
Bitcoin Bears
P.S. "You can lead a bull to water but you cannot tell him how to get there"