Nothing says 'Selamat Hari Raya Haji' like preparing to short the KLCI. After all the festive cheer, it's time for the market to face a reality check. As everyone else is winding down from their celebrations, I'm gearing up for what looks like the perfect opportunity to capitalize on the inevitable post-holiday dip. Because why not turn the holiday spirit into some serious gains? Here's to hoping the market crashes harder than my diet did during the festivities.