⚠️ Disclaimer: It’s 4 AM, and I am running purely on caffeine, adrenaline, and bad decisions. This analysis may or may not reflect the same level of rational thought as my well-rested daytime takes. If you’re looking for polished, level-headed market insight—come back in daylight hours. Otherwise, buckle up.
⚠️ Advisory: upon further analysis after making this video, I think things are a little bit worse than I make them out to be… I think the entire market is coming down at least a little bit today, XRP in particular I think it's headed for two dollars maybe less.
⚠️ Revised Advisory: Revisory: upon further observation of this logic defying, obviously manipulated heavily institutionally held electric monopoly money, it's clear that it's just gonna do what it's gonna do and there ain't no rhyme or reason it's gonna stay up because it wants to and that's all there is to it - does it look like it's gonna crash? No, it's not. Does it look like it's gonna rally nope, you're wrong sorry. Is it gonna range forever? No, you idiot. Whats the matter with you..
(and I'll do I'm more in depth analysis on XRP and the rest of them when I'm awake)
Original:
FX is creeping toward a breakout like a cat stalking a laser pointer, while XRP sits back like a zen master, completely unbothered. I break it all down, even though I probably should be breaking down in bed instead.
⏩ Skip to 21:23 for XRP analysis!
🐂 Function X (FX/USD) – Ready to Run?
🔹 Why This Chart is Getting Spicy
Months of accumulation—it’s been playing the long game.
Volume creeping up = people are waking up to this thing.
Thin resistance above $0.18—if it moves, it might just teleport.
🔹 Where’s This Thing Headed?
$0.18 = The Boss Battle – If it wins, we’re in business.
$0.20-$0.25 = First Stop – The logical next target.
Full Send? If momentum holds, $0.40-$0.50 isn’t out of the question.
🔹 Potential Plot Twist
If $0.167-$0.168 doesn’t hold, it might dip first.
Low liquidity = Expect chaotic price swings.
Volume confirmation is key—don’t just FOMO in.
🫡 XRP – The Calm in the Storm? (Starts at 21:23!)
🔹 XRP’s Mood Right Now:
Stable. Suspiciously stable.
Daily chart looks solid ✅
Weekly chart hints at a potential retracement 🤔
🔹 Two Ways This Could Go
Bullish Case: 🚀 Breaks resistance → new trading range.
Cautious Take: Might dip before the next leg up—watch for a better entry.
Final Thoughts: 4 AM Brain Says Hold Onto Your Butts! 🏎️
FX/USD is building up steam, and if it breaks $0.18-$0.20, it could send hard. Meanwhile, XRP is sitting back, unbothered, just watching the drama unfold.
⏩ Skip to 21:23 for XRP analysis!
⚠️ Again, this is a sleep-deprived analysis. If I wake up and completely contradict myself, pretend you didn’t see this.
Trade smart, don’t FOMO, and let’s see where this ride takes us! 🎢🔥