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Wonderful bullish news! There is a vaccine. The economic activity can soon go back to normal. The question now is how do we make it obligatory?

Crazy antivax conspiracy theorists are saying that because it is a rushed & untested vaccine and entirely new technology that affects ARN and contains heavy metals that can breach the blood-brain barrier we should let people choose if they want to take it. Haha ridiculous, they probably think the earth is flat am I right? We have no other choice, if we do not all take the vaccines millions will die, they do not only put themselves at risk by refusing to take it but they also put others at risk.

You know why we can trust pharmaceutical giants even though there is a major scandal every 2 weeks where they caused harm to make money?
Because there are now laws that make them immune against any consequences if there are long term negative effects.
Isn't that great? So now they can work with a clear mind and only focus on producing a vaccine as fast as possible to maximize profit without having to worry about any annoying long term side effect!

And officials clearly have our best interest at mind even though they might have a few millions in conflict of interests.
Why do I know this? Well the fact that Philippines have kicked out and want to punish Sanofi for selling to them an extremely dangerous & inefficient vaccine against Dengue, while the European Union have fully allowed this vaccine which we'll have the pleasure to get access to if we get a Dengue outbreak in Europe because they do not believe in conspiracies and want people to be healthy.
Of course Ursula has our best interests at mind. So does Joe. The Philippines are just conspiracy nuts and anti-China racists obviously.
Ok yes, every single child out of hundreds that took the Dengvaxia dropped dead and so what? Never heard of coincidences? Just because there is a correlation does not mean there is a crazy conspiracy theory silly. Children die all the time in the Philippines as it is a third world country.

People are losing their minds simply because Germany has passed an infection protection law, ridiculous, they say it reminds them of the 1933 enabling act.
It's not the same silly, it is called "infection protection law" not "enabling act to solve the distress of the people", see? Entirely different.
Schlomo Goldstein is hiding in a cellar; this is insane! People have gone completely paranoiac! And they don't believe in science and facts but primitive conspiracies. Schlomo should get on that train for his own good. The stories that "people are never seen again" and "the german government is sending all jews to concentration camps", how crazy does this sound to you? How can people imagine such insanity?
Independent fact checkers have been to Auschwitz and Dachau and gave these vacation camps a 5 ✡️ out of 5. The official claim from our independent fact checking sources is "The vacation camps of Auschwitz and Dachau are wonderful places and all of our independent fact checkers financed by facebook had a great time there, we are giving them a full recommendation".


See? There is nothing to worry about. We are on our way to a great time of peace, prosperity, and health.
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