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Buckle Up for the Next Part of the Huffy Cycle

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As everyone knows, indices move on a predictable 4 month cycle - known as the "Huffy cycle", and this is programmatically built into markets are Donald Trump switches from being "Huffy" (Down moves) to "Less Huffy" (Parabolic organic growth moves). Donald has been huffy lately ... so we ALL KNOW what comes next ...!

Are you mentally prepared for the next glorious breakout of the Huffy cycle?

I'm sure everyone has noticed the 4 month huffy cycle which can be extensively studied, understood and used to forecast the future flawlessly because if we look at markets over 12 months we can see it looks a little bit kinda like a pattern - so long as you just ignore or remove the parts that are not a pattern. Which is how market cycles work.

If you see something a few times, you can be sure it will happen again forever. And if it doesn't you can be sure at worst it can only go down 70% and then it's probably a buy from there.

So the huffy cycle is basically risk free, if you look at it in the right way.

"But what about all the the things happening" I hear you ask.

Lol.

NGMI!

If you're too stupid to understand the huffy cycle, that's your problem. Not mine! HFSP.

Now, of course we all know SPX is not where near gambley for us to generate our birth right generational wealth from the markets. It could take literally YEARS to make money in SPX. Who has time for that? Of course, we want to be looking at the most stupid and speculative things we can - because those are the ones the savvy investors are buying.

That's right folks .... "Squeeze season" is upon us.

It's been 4 years since we seen anything make any truly irrational hyper parabolic moves in stocks. As we all know, this is too long. Stonks are not allowed to go this long without there being a squeeze cycle. Some doomers out there are even saying squeeze season has been cancelled (lmao ok boomer) - but we know the truth.

Squeeze season has just BEEN DELAYED and it being delayed actually means it will just be BIGGER THAN EVER!

I don't really have any logic or ideas to back up why it was delayed and why this means it will be an even bigger move, but if I say the word "Whales" I think that covers everything.

There are some idiots who are sceptical of the huffy cycle, but I am only writing my post for the future billionaires who are not too bothered about checking the details.

And we all know what comes next!!!

WGMI, fam.
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My non financial advice would be to go all in on "IWM wif hat".

That's be the trillionaire maker in the next cycle.

You've been warned.

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The whales are trying to toy with our emotions.

If you're still stacking I'm so proud of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WELCOME TO THE POST HUFFING RALLY, FRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And now we know everything. Because we know the last huffy cycles we literally now know the EXACT number of days and the EXACT percentage the market will go up.

We literally all know it. For sure.

And if anyone says they don't know it - they really do know it but they're trying to confuse and trick you.

Be careful out there guys. Make sure you only use trusted and reliable sources.

Like the Huffy cycle!

See ya on the moon.
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BEARS ARE GETTING LIQUITIATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO. TOLD YOU WE ALL KNEW!!!!!

Squeezed bears posting FUB now.

Check out this clown's post
We Now Have Conditions for Limit Down Days in SPX
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If I was a responsible and conscious analyst at this point I'd caution you that we just hit resis. If there's a failed breakout that's super super sketchy and many times in history moves of this scope in SPX were huge bull traps.

And it would get really bad if this rejected.

But we're using the huffy cycle. So I'll just say even although we went through all of this cycle faster than I expected and even thought it went lower that I expected and even although it's different in every single way - we still can expect the exact same.

I plan to transition to motivational quotes if it drops.

Perhaps slowly transitioning to drop-shipping courses.
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Hey fam!!!

None of the things I forecast in the last reply have happened so there's only one thing to do.

COME BACK AND WRITE IN CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bulls should be careful now...)
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Be careful now frens.

A new huffying may be upon us.

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I fear a great WHALE MANIPLUATION may come.

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