Ever wondered why S&P included the word POOR in its name? Yea, you are damn ❤️ing right - you end up taking the dirtnap if you buy it. THATS WHY.
It's standard boring.
The S&P 500 has been teasing investors with the prospect of breaking above 4600 all week, but just like that one Tinder date who seemed so promising in your DMs, it ultimately let you down. And just like that date, the S&P 500 is about to leave you heartbroken, with a 4% drop on the horizon.
Plus, let's face it, the S&P 500 is kind of overrated. It's like that one person at the party who always claims to be doing better than everyone else, but when you actually start talking to them, you realize they're just full of hot air. There are plenty of other, more exciting investments out there, so why waste your time on the S&P 500? Just sell this piece of ❤️
Rising pneumonia cases in the EU and the US? COMING FROM POOH THE BEAR???
LOAD UP ON SOME WEEKLY PUTS NEAR THE MONEY EXPIRY WEDNESDAY AND LETS GO.