UProShares Trust Ultra VIX Short Term Futures ETF

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How long run? Want eat

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I see this trade as a difficult hunt. It is the biggest of game. The most rare. The most dangerous.

It's long, it's painful, it is a bloody hunt, but it is for the juiciest and most nutritious game.

I have personally been dreaming to short this market since Fannie mae and freddy bankrupted me in college lol.

I am a macro macro trader.

I have no clue how long this "golden calf" can keep running, but I will put everything in this. I might even (puke) get a remote office job (wretch).

This trade is the equivalent of getting first dibs on the juiciest part of the liver, at the moment of the kill.

Neaderthal hunter.

Dr. Professor. Esquire. Schmitty von werben jaegar man jenson

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I kinda want this hunt to go for 1-2 more months... I want to get more stimmy checks to put in.

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This is the trading white whale; it's the holy grail. Many fail, few prevail.

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Stimmy! Stimmy! Stimmy! A man after midnight!

Won't you come and help me short this market away?!

Stimmy! Stimmy! Stimmy! A man after midnight!

Buildup my position as we wait for the day!

:)

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This is awful. My dam stimmy hasn't come yet. I'd rather buy at $40 than today. limits at 31 30 29 10% 30% 60%. I'm furious. I hope this is bear trap.

I'm gonna get BLASTED tonight. I will reevaluate after my hangover on thursday. F%%% it ALL F^^# F### F## #F#F#FF#FF#Ff

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IMHO the circuit breaker is the actual starting pistol. Come on fed. Get your shit together until september. You wastes of space lol.

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So I been drinking analyzing and writing. Total bear trap. The top dogs wont make enough to cover so soon. They will pull SP back up. drag uvxy back down. They are not ready for the real crash. This is not march 2020. This is 1.3 years after. They will prolly drop it in August or September. Do not get big in your britches.

Have a concussion have to stay awake fucking crazy people.

NEVER physically fight back. That is more intimidating that fighting. Laugh through. That is what would scare me.... If I was trying my best to hurt someone and they were just laughing.... that would scare me. Fighting outside of a ring is foolish. In a ring (with signed documents) I will destroy you. I'm not escalating on a street lol. Everybody gets assaulted and battered eventually. My closest friend got mugged in Rotterdam (lived in Chicago: no mugging, but rotterdam yes lol) it happens eventually. At least I will get to send the perps to jail. People need to think.

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Went to the police station.... after explaining to the moron just how stiffly I could nail his ass to the wall infront of a judge, I decided to just let him go.

Some guy who didn't fight back with only defensive injury can paint an assailant as a wildly unstable beast. I would have called his wife and children to the stand. I could have painted a VERY disturbing picture lol. IDK better to be merciful.

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Just placed order to 2.5x the size of my position. I just want it at 30-31. Gotta wait for the US to wake up though.

weekly looks great.

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Bought hefty at 29.53 my entrance cost is now ~30.50. Working on getting more stimmies :) I wanna see $25. My experienced buddy says they will hold the market up till EOM, so I have a week or so to get MORE STIMMIES!!!!!!!!!

I'm expecting choppy waters in August and drop in September when the gov is scheduled to drop the only thing holding up this sham economy (dem stimmies).

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Great workout mix: youtube.com/watch?v=pK1wqXa8...

That fight totally fixed my leg (I was dealing with psiatica). I can get back to high intensity training!!!!! Stuff works out :)

Push past your limits!!!!!

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sciatica not psiatica.... I'm kinda drunk lol

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Great song: youtube.com/watch?v=ZZm8E816vhY

I love Black Clover. MY MAGIC IS NEVER GIVING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's magic ladies and gentlemen ;)

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SP up UVXY also up? lol looks like somebody is trying really HARD to keep the cud chewing morons thinking things are stable :) Underlying NOT SO MUCH.

Trying to get more stimmies. Wish me luck!!!!

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Man.... I love my life. Set up a trade and then just know it's a matter of time. Yesterday I had a great workout made all kinds of gains, my paintng is going well. I'm generally happy :) All it takes is not giving a fuck bout what other people think lol. Easier said than done.

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I wanna get ripped and buff!!!!!

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Yeah, I'm thinking fireworks start in September. No more stimmies (UI, eviction, mort forbearance, student loans).

Wishing on a star for more stimmies till then :) got good position now though (barring some unforseen disaster in my carnal life).

CPI inflation doesn't exist. it is supply chain annihilation. Only actual inflation is in stocks and corp bonds. Perfect storm, and UVXY is perfect insurance.

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Pre-market spreads are INSANE. I'm going to the beach :)

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BOOM in the profit, SON!!!!!

IN THE PIPE! 5X5! lol

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Perhaps too soon, but I am planning my OFF grid self made home in montana now lol I can't believe I'm thinking of going back to my home country.... America.... I'm an inventor first. I trade because that is what society wants from me. Nothing happens till next year :) but first Japan to load up on good products ;)

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"I wish I was in that Mercedes Benz; sealed away from my sins!"

Key is you cant escape your sins. This is the culmination of societal sin.

I love Cake.

I'm the guitar man!

Pronounced "Geetar" lol

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Securing stimmies. Money should be in by afternoon today. I will double my position. Probably lower my entry average to sub $30. One more stimmy left to search for....

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Money came late (today). Waiting for market open to MORE than double my position. I love low prices. Hang in there SP. "Wait for me" he wispers. lol

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Plan is to secure more stimmies and triple my post current acquisition position. We'll see how the cookie crumbles. This "market" is basically delusional boomers in HEAVY denial. Simply look around you: this "economy" is in complete shambles. I love the fake help wanted signs. Do people not realize that is a marketing tactic? I will forever be amazed at the delusional capacity of humans. oh wel,l there's always opportunity to make moneys :)

My broker is offering my 3.3X my cash holdings to go long on Apple lol. They are nickel and diming me to go short lol. That is this market in a nutshell lol

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got buy in average price 28.92

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Hope it goes down... ONE more stimmy to grab. According to SBA lady, "no news is good news"

It is in God's hands how much I will make off this trade. I am healthy in already. If HE wants more for me, HE will give me more to trade. Humans are machines at times. This is my machine time.

All I want is my homestead in Montana totally OFF GRID. little internet. My own elec, water, and food. ;)

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If they extend unemployment benefits, I would say it could extend further... I'm cool with that. Gives me more time!

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I am frickin psyched!. I said august would be choppy and I am very happy with this price. My time is spent securing more capital to acquire more. I am a caveman. A wild man. A cowboy. Optimal buy price for me sub $25. lets see how the next few months go :)

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I said this was a difficult hunt people ;) I'm betting against mass stupidity and the entire brainwashing systems of the world. The beast will buck, but thats why experience is valuable. Choppy August drop in September is still my gander :) unemployment extention might extend it lol

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I come from crypto. I see market manipulation and I'm like WHOBABY!!!! The big boys wanna shake out lil ole me ;) I increase my holdings 25% next week. Get dem stimmies!!!!!

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY STIMMY!!! MY STIMMY!!!!!

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Fuck this coffee man. keeps me up all goddam night. I'm in goddam europe.

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increased position, avg price 27.79.

Kinda pissed I couldn't get that sweet $23 last week, but you will never get the perfect price :) I have enough now that I'm well within my life targets with my expected price post crash ~1000. Gonna keep most of the rest of my stimmies in cash for cushion going forward. maybe round off my share numbers and throwdown into tecs next week. then hold cash aftter....

Life is pretty simple.

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lets see these dip buyers (sounds mega homo) get reckd.

It's a collateral problem mofo

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I think this is what the kids are calling: FACERIPPING VOLATILITY. lol I'm positive now :)

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September is looking great. Surprised my expectation was so accurate.

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added a few, avg price 27.73. Next week if it remains low i increase slightly more~5%. after that i save cash :) I believe pre/post market is speaking truth

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Beautiful price now!

All sins have a price. We have been seeing it. Repent.

Research is brutal...

(Repent means to change your thinking. Re - do again Pent - thinking. Not saying meaningless words)

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I think dogs are God's spies.......

I have no idea about cats.

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Picture update. Full moon is here.

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avg cost per share 27.23

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Flu season 'gon be profitable ;)

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Once you realize narrative is bullshit, it makes the reality of life clear. avg price 23.13

Politics is nothing but a bunch of murderous trannies.

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actually 27.13 apologies for the mistype.

Hopefully it stays this low until midday next tuesday. I will do final acquisition. I am expecting an increase of 7-14% of assets.

As I stated this is a long run, but september/october look good for drop. My expectation is september. As stated above.

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I think mosquitos are God testing our blood. They always get ya. Even in cold climates they pop up. What better way to test every mammal's blood?

Gonna double down and alter my stock into call options on Monday. Dec 17 20c and Jan 22 20c look juicy. I dont suggest this. I just tell people what I am doing.

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Did you know barbeque sauce is just brown sugar and ketchup? Imma make a spicy ginger barbeque sauce with some powdered ginger and dried peppers. Throw that bitch on these pork chops I'm frying up and use it as a dipping sauce for these thin cut fries.

I'm so happy :)

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Just bought 2 Dec 17 20c @ ~7.7 and 1 Jan 21 20c @ ~8.7

Late tomorrow I will buy a Oct 17 20c @ ~4.5

With this I have effectively doubled my position. It's my first time using options! My heart is racing!

My largest buy so far. Avg price is still around $27 with the long calls.

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bought the october just now. I like this price. I will even up my UVXY stock tomorrow with cash then I'm done for a while :) get to chill and stack some cash ;)

oct 17 20c @ 4.87

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ALMOST goddam positioned. I gotta wait till tomorrow for this unemployment, but the major buys are all done. This is my portfolio. Fuck anything else right now:

100 UVXY stock
1 Oct 15 20c @ 4.87
1 Oct 15 23c @ 3.94 (drunk mistake) I'm drunk as shit. I paid my rent today. I always drink on rent day!!!! I already planned it out ;)
2 Dec 17 20c @ 7.63
2 Jan 21 20c @ 8.80

I will buy $500 of UVXY to cover the splurge today, tomorrow (when funds clear). I started with 289 UVXY stock, but wanted to increase exposure at these prices :). Largest buy since my crypto days in 2018 ;) (My crypto days were MUCH larger lol)

Doesn't really matter to say what my position is 1. its hardcore 2. I'm not moving billions; I'm just on unemployment lol

Target price $1,000. @ target price ~710 UVXY I could sell so maximum on trade 710k. (unless I am late to the market and I sell above ).

That's the dream. But I will have a hair trigger above $500. That is more than enough I need. I guess I want that much and more, but lots of cash is lots of problems mostly around oneself. ego.... Been here before in crypto.....2017-18 worst year of my life. Most money, but worst year. It's in my top 3 worst years. Definitely worst year of my adult life. WORST year was 18 in my psychotic parents' house. Second worse was 16 in my sociopathic parents' house.

Anyway, I'm drunk as shit. Major trades are done. Position is taken. I just gotta buy ~ 22 shares of UVXY tomorrow to round my numbers.

I've staked my land. I've cleared the field. I've tilled the land. I've planted the seeds. I've accounted for time. I've driven off the bandits. Now I wait for the RAIN.

I'm on unemployment (thanks Uncle Sam :) I'm working with 6-7k rn ;) (if you can't do math lol).

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This is the hardest trade I have ever done in my entire life. The blood that has been lost. The shenanigans I have had to get into... Possibly the hardest trade of my life. BUT risk/reward.

I have had to learn horrible grotesque shit. I have reached into the bowels of this society without a glove. It's nasty, it's horrible; I developed sciatica. But I wanted to know.

Reckoning is coming.

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man I'm wasted lol Fuck days I pay rent I guess lol

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OOO My options are down *cry*

I'll see you in October, December and January you son of a bitch!

I give a shit :P

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I still got buys to make. Waiting on this money to clear ;) After that painting and chill, go to the beach. Work out harder. Improvements outside of finance.

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finally done bought 1 more oct 15 20c

Now I can chill :)

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If you're wondering why I'm so rough, dont worry!

It's from all my hard drinking :)

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If there ain't no spike tomorrow at noon imma use my penultimate stimmy to buy a tasty 390 20c Oct 15 or 17 (too drunk now).

News has gotten bearish, which means herd could get bearish. News was bearish for a little in June, but not this much. I havent checked barrons (that garbage heap), but numerous news outlets are bearish.

I will use this extra call to possibly pay for my rent next month (if no pop) OR all my other calls (if pop). My flesh wants to eat. I was sent on this path.

Pretty drunk, but I've never blacked out before and my brain is always together when I am drunk. My brain is always going. Everyone thinks I am a retarded black man when they meet me, but I remember everything and I will use that to chop you off at the knees if I find it appropriate.

I'm not a nice person, but I am a kind person. I will give you what you need. Even if the children don't want broccoli :)

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added that 20c oct 15 for $400 yesterday. I have 900 shares of exposure. I'm pretty happy with that.

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At $25 I am positive on all my shorts over the year. Everything I put into my brokerage account is back at $25 UVXY. I'm already positive on my UVXY trades (cause I tripled up last week).

Time to make some real money.

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"Live alone and do no evil. Be carefree like the elephant in the elephant forest." -Gautama Buddha

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State dependent memory is a bitch lol

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added 2 more Oct 15 23c @3.95

Now I have 66 UVXY and 1000 option exposure.

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Bought 2 more oct 15 23c @3.26 have 36 UVXY

I also flipped the pump and dump this moring for 65% on some sep 17 30c's lol I'm outta that though :) Paid my taxes for the month

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Bought 2 oct 15 30c @ 2.35 to play the next couple weeks. I am very sure volatility is being supressed artificially right now. 6-7 continuous days down (according to heisin aiki [sic]) bars (actual bars) this aint healthy. We'll see how the cookie crumbles. You guys basically know my finances which is kinda interesting lol

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I do think dogs are GOD's spies. My dog knew everything about me. They test us. Life is more complex than it seems.

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Imma be honest: Shit is looking GREAT :)

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Got pretty drunk yesterday :)

Get ready for the thunder.

SP down .5% and UVXY down 1.48% That is positive correlation on an inverse product. The whales are moving, and I think they are going to strike soon.

Get ready for the fucking thunder. It's coming.

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Now we'll see what separates the men from the boys.

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Patience and foresight

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Traveling teaches you 1 VERY clear thing: assholes are everywhere lol

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US Default is my golden ticket to goddam wonderland lol

They can't afford to pay it anyway. ANY increase in interest breaks uncle sam's back lol WANT EAT. WANT EAT BLOOD.

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I really do think dogs are GOD's spies. Possibly Cherubim spirits. I dont know exactly, but dogs know things. Dogs know a lot of things. I think dogs are GOD's spies. They are everywhere. They love purely. They have the WAY. HIS WAY. My dog knew too much about me. He knew everything about me. He did virtually nothing wrong. (he ate my cigarrette papers once.... that was an incident lol), but he was good. I've only met good dogs and tortured dogs, never a bad dog. There is more to this world.

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Did you know there was a guy named Dick Seaman?! lololololool DICK SEAMAN lol SEAMAN lolololololol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Seaman

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Made 34% last friday. Maying ~60+% today. Just need 20 more days like this lol Way profitable now from all my shorts over the year. Doubled my cash from thursday.

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Massive increase in volume in the past couple weeks:

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I would describe what is happening in the SP as "pitiful". lol

Waitin' on the rain :)

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Fridays have been great for me :)

SP looks dead cat bouncy to me. Futures are down .4% 3:40Am EST (I'm in europe)

Might get that EAT I want so much over the next few weeks ;)

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This vol supression is crazy. SP is not nearing its ath. SP up .2% uvxy down 4.66% that is targetted action. So few people are "comfortable" with the current market it is insane. I do not know HOW MM can manipulate vol. Could just manipulate the actual "volatility" of the market which leads moron retailers to destroy premium on otm options. They could actually place fluff options orders.

It is a giant mass of stupidity holding this market up. It is getting heavier for the stupids to hold it up. So I hold in my position calling them full r#tards. Patience.

This monday UVXY jumped to $30 almost in a day. The beast will be unleashed.

It could very well be after the dissolution of government stimulus. Stupids are driven to make more and more risky bets shorting vol. All I know is many stupids will lose all the "money" they have going long this crank market. I just hope I will be positioned for that glorious crash. We will see.

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It is probably the armies of preprogrammed robinhood zombies. That follow youtube personalities to their bloody flaming death.

Under no circumstances would logical people tighten options spreads on a truly whacko, not even ath market anymore. It truly is satanic legion. Bloated asset markets are deathrattles for innovation and a healthy financial system. It is bad for everyone to bloat this like this.

I do not believe they can hold this up for much longer. There is the smallest SP volume I have ever seen. Once everyone is a buyer, it becomes impossible to find new buyers. The bloated, disseased tree collapses under its own weight. I hope it begins before october, (so I dont have to roll my calls), but I have my safety calls until January.

Such a self destructive people. That is my trade in more ways than one.

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being patient. been rolling and learning about options with this. lol

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Yet another vol crush. We'll see how it goes ;) painful couple weeks lol

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lets see.

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timber

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Lots of cowardly people in this world...

A new phase of the war begins. :) I did say hunt. Did I not?

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This truly is the greatest short opportunity in history.

Schmitty69

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