Satire
Under the hood of RIG with an eye toward 7/16big brain time, fintwit...
How is WISH going to deliver orders without oil and boats or whatever?!
Spoiler alert: they're not.
Enter: RIG (honorable mention: SHIP)
At heart, I guess RIG is an oil play.
As usual I'm going to spare you the deep RIG backstory and assume that you found this idea because you've already done some research of your own.
There's been a lot of insider buying happening with RIG recently and it looks like the chart is in a nice pattern too.
Don't forget, none of this is financial advice and I'm on my second June Shine of this Sunday afternoon. Moving on.
In my perfect genius opinion, a FAVORABLE CHART + INSIDER BUYING reflects positively on the probability of RIG breaking out above 4.80 and fighting for 5.00 before the July 16 options expiry date.
I threw up some options data as well, I probably won't update those numbers past today (Sunday 06/27/21), so do your own DD.
Anyway, you guys are my best friends. Bye.
Timeline since November 2017 when Trump gets electedThis is not meant to offend anyone, this is just my satirical view of what has happened since Trump took office.
November 2017- Oh crap Trumps going to win, the economy will tank!!! SELL EVERYTHING!
January 2017- Trump takes office, SP500 around 1800. CHUMP CHANGE FAKE NEWS. MAGA
February 2017- Tax breaks begin, let's do this!!! To the MOOOONNNN!!!!!
December 2018- Federal Reserve gets greedy, they want in on the action. Wall Street says no, not today Junior.
January 2019- Market rebound begins again- MAGA!
November 2019- What is COVID 19? CHINNNNAAAA- FAKE NEWS!
February 2020- THATS COVID 19????? UH-OH BRACE FOR IMPACT
March 2020- This doesn't affect us that much- FAKE NEWS!!!
May 2020- COVID doesn't exist, its all hyped up by the Media.
June 2020- Maybe we should have stayed home? Nah... THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK- Mind control
Summer 2020- Let's have a cookout and pretend everything is normal.
September 2020- Schools open, business returns to work. That was a fun vacation.
November 2020- Everyone is sick, no one can vote. Trump continues on as president.
January 2021- Toilet paper worth more than USD. People use US dollars as toilet paper.
July 2022- BTC, ETH, and XTZ are now viewed the same was as JPM, Morgan Stanley, and Goldman Sachs.