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2026: the SEC case will be settled (💩post)Come to think about it, this shitcoin didn't manage to reach its previous ATH. This led me to believe that TA can help us see into the future, just like Asimov's Psychohistory, we can mathematically infer future events based on current data. As such, I believe that XRP is inside a huge, unbreakable, bearish trend. This trend will continue for years, until the bars will ping-pong through infinity between the ever-closer fixed trend lines I show right here. Now, as we saw with Musk's tweets, some types of TA are able to predict real world events that change the fundamentals. And regarding XRP, the fundamental FUD is surely the SEC case. Given the importance and stability of the TA lines I drew, and the SEC case being the only thing important for XRP, I have reasons to believe those two are strongly correlated. About the 2 minimum levels: I personally prefer the green line as a base price, due to the fact that it also fits well with the Fib time zones. Others, more optimistic, will say that the base price would be the yellow line, so I also offer June 16th 2025 as an option for SEC settlement. But my bets would be on the 2026 date. This is a shitpost and should be treated as such. Be sure to YOLO all you money into this trade and tell the jury my name when you sue me.
BITSTAMP:XRPUSDShort
by Why_would_you_need_my_name
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Look at me. I did this to you. Remember me.Look. Let's just take a breath and think about it. You've got the money, you've got the guys to do it. Look at the numbers and tell me that the measly 85% is more attractive than the +1000% with it's 3 big round titts. 3 titts?! If that's not hot than I don't know what is. Although I can imagine simply dropping the ball will be a lot cheaper and doesn't require work. But you won't make the 85%. You'll make about 1/3 of that after you've covered at a "reasonable" average. But let's be real here. You only get what you work for. So pump that shit with about 1/5 the market cap volume and you'll double your money in 3 months. How does that sound? Sound good? Now go and be free Willy. Swim with the other whales and tell them about what the old bear told you. (Everything you just read is fictional. Only a fool would take something posted here as fact. I am not contributing to any future fraudulent behavior on part of the founders or financiers of the IOTA foundation I am merely expressing myself in a creative way. I am not crazy, you are crazy! )
BITFINEX:IOTUSD
by ddmoln
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BITMEX:BTCUSD.P
by mutrex