DJI Short - Will Make Money Today/This WeekFor easy bagz, buy DIA puts that expire this week around the money (or out-the-money, just not 20 dollars + OTM if you can help it).
Then, you can take a nap or go back to your regular job and forget about it until tomorrow or the next day, or the next day.
Not the day after that, though.
You will likely have to take a look at it and determine how many bagz were gained by doing nothing. Or you can let the broker auto-liquidate them, which would be even easier.
-DowNothingPig
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