I Think USO Will Go Down, So Naturally I'm Buying USO CallsWho really needs OIL anymore? We have the sweat and tears of the new investors trying to figure out this market, right? Wrong!
Donald J Trump, chicken nugget of the United States of America, is running out of baby batter. A glowing tan is important for president, if not, how can be young and nimble? Answer: CANT.
Ok let's predent do some technical analysis: Fibonacci.
Now that we did that let's get serious. Dodo will buy oil from oil place while it's still inside the comfortable cradles of the oil mine, ok? We do that to save the workers cuz if you buy that oil and say, hey bro, ima buy such cheap oils from you rn but you dont have to mined it yet, then you dont has to put that oil in a tanker or nothing just leave it there bro and we will take it in a few years when it's, idk, maybe 50 bux or something (lol jk but really tho).
You ask, coinholio, my gentle tard, does this mean that economy will be save? Answer: no. Oil companies will get boughten the oil because jaret kushner will read this post and think its good idea (so meta, but that's ok, he won't read the whole thing he's kinda got ADHD and at this point he is already jacking it on henta hevaen). Basically they will boughted all this oil and then oil company will be all, well, they boughted all this oil, but do we really wanna pay these guys all these moni for nothing when they aren't doing no work? So they make fired and pass cost up to tax payeds and people say "oh well they did their best".
OK so but what about contigo and all that stuff. There's no time for coffee right now. The USO will just change the rules and say hey you know what, we don't like the rules so lets do something else. See, no more contigo issues. Drink tea and marmalade.
Basically I applied to MAC DONALDS as a second job now because I boughten over ONE THOUSAND dollar of these calls options. I don't really think that oil will go to that high, to be TBH with you, but the important part is that some one just a bit smarter than me will think it will, and then we can sell these option to thems people (again, im glad jaret doesn't read too much).
Thank you for watching my video, please like and subscribe. Online peoples approval very important stuff, especially in these trying times. Remember that wen ppls say to do something, do the opposite. Except for wen I do it, then do it, because I want you to do the opposite it is REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. The only way to win is to do double reverse psychologyies. Remember I already boughted these so in order to get moni you need to buy now!
USO $5 5/15 100
