Trump didn’t knock $8 trillion off the market—he yeeted it into the financial stratosphere like a bad Apprentice contestant. Wall Street didn’t just fall. It tripped, rolled down the stairs, caught fire, and somehow got sued by Trump halfway down.
He didn’t blow the trumpet—he launched a full-blown Mar-a-Lago mariachi band, and the global economy started salsa dancing off a cliff. And the wild part?
He’s still tuning the instruments. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Make Recession Great Again.”
NVDA Anyone who held on is truly a hero and clearly has strong faith in these corporations. I’m currently down $60K. I’m sure in a few months they’ll come out and say, ‘We’ve reached an agreement and saved the stock market!’ I’ll let you be the judge of it. Either way, have a good weekend—I feel your pain. GOOGLAMZNAVGO