BRK.B So far billionaires are taking Ls like it's part of their morning routine, Elon Musk lost a jaw dropping $ 130B (thanks to his support for new president), while Jeff Bezos’ net worth dropped $ 45.2B, proving not even Prime can deliver profits. Zuckerberg’s metaverse might need a reality check after a $ 28.1B dip, and Bernard Arnault found out that not even luxury is recession proof. Bill Gates misplaced $ 3.38B, probably in an old Excel file, while Warren Buffett, the only green dot on this red parade, casually pocketed $12.7B by doing what he always does: being boring and right. Larry Ellison, Larry Page, Steve Ballmer, and Sergey Brin all watched tens of billions vanish faster than your free trial reminding us that even the tech gods can’t debug a crashing market.