Hedgies played their games, They rigged the markets tight, They naked shorted shares, And thought they’d win the fight. FTDs were stacked, The SEC stood by, Now retail's here to call them out— It’s time to watch them fry!
Squeeze'm bells, Ken Griffin yells, Doug Cifu’s on the run, Robinhood and Webull, too, Your BS games are done! Squeeze'm bells, the margin bells, Charles Schwab is looking weak, The MOASS train is leaving soon, We’re hitting all-time peaks! HEY!
They faked their phantom shares, They stole and lied for years, The SEC just watched it all, While hedgies laughed with peers. But retail’s here to fight, With Ryan Cohen’s lead, We’re buying, holding, locking shares— Their wives we soon will breed!
F* these clowns, burn it down, Wall Street’s full of lies, Robinhood and Webull cheat, To help their hedgefund guys! HEY! Shitadel, go to hell, Cifu, suggon deez, Charles Schwab, is in their bed, Fidelity FTDsssss.
Ken Griffin, cry some more, You take , and take , and take, Your fortress built on fraud and greed Is just about to break! Your lobby Congress friends, Can’t save you from the blow, When MOASS hits, and retail gets rich, You'll hit an all-time low!
Squeeze'm bell, Griffin dwells, In fear of what’s to come, Apes won't sell, they'll raise some hell, And leave the shorts undone! Squeeze'm bells, There are no sells, The system’s all corrupt, But Ryan Cohen’s leading us— And we’ll blow this market up! HEY! "Kevin Malone"
Earnings - beat Cash - 4.6B Chart - f'n amazing Overall market - looking for a Santa rally Q4 expectations - bullish as usual with every Q4 and pending Nintendo Switch 2 announcement in January Dilution - specifically stated that none anticipated for the next month and a half
There's literally nothing standing in the way of GameStop absolutely sending between now and the end of January. LFGoo!