INTC If Boeing got to live, you bet your candy rump Intel gets to live. Not because it deserves to, but because they won't let it fail.Intel Corporation stock forum
INTC If Boeing got to live, you bet your candy rump Intel gets to live. Not because it deserves to, but because they won't let it fail.
INTC I’m calling it — right now Trump is meeting Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger Tan to push through a massive military technology deal. We’re talking potentially billions for secure, U.S.-made semiconductors that will drive everything from AI-powered battlefield systems to next-gen radar.Only a fool can’t see this. It’s clear as day. This is exactly how Trump operates — make a huge deal, grab the headlines, and link American manufacturing directly to military power.
INTC well here we are intel is the last soap opera for the day. I wonder if the government would take control of intelINTC TACO: Tan, great to have you here. We’ve got the best chips — everybody says it. Crunchier than China’s. China’s chips are terrible, folks. You bite them, they disintegrate. Weak. Pathetic. Sad chips.
Tan: Thank you, TACO. At Intel, we’re working on faster chips—
TACO: We don’t need faster, Tan, we need stronger. You know what China does? They make cheap chips, load them up with MSG, sell them for pennies. Pennies! And people buy them. Not me. I only eat American chips.
Tan: Ours aren’t for eating. They process billions of—
TACO: Billions? Too many. Nobody needs billions. You give China billions, they’ll build a fake wall. Not even a good wall. Our wall? Beautiful. Strong. Best wall.
Tan: I meant billions of transistors—
TACO: I told you, Tan, I don’t trust trans-anything. Especially not from China.
Tan: …These are computer chips, TACO. Microprocessors.
TACO: Computer chips? That’s the problem! China’s stealing them. They take our chips, copy them, send them back with less crunch. That’s why we’re losing.
Tan: These aren’t edible—
TACO: Then what are we doing, Tan? America doesn’t want chips you can’t dip in guac. That’s why China’s winning. They’ve got crunch, spice, flavor. We’ve got… spreadsheets. Not good!
Tan: …Sir, the chips power smartphones, servers—
TACO: Perfect. Put a bag of chips in every phone. People get hungry when they scroll. Boom. We crush China.
Tan: I’m… not sure that’s how we beat them.
TACO: Tan, I want the fastest chip in the world. A chip so loud when you crunch it, China hears it and says, “Please, Mr. TACO, stop, you’re embarrassing us.” And I’ll say, “No. We’re Making Chips Great Again.”
INTC so now we know: when 🍊 man calls for a CEO resignation or makes negative remarks it’s time to buy…then after the said CEO visits WH (most likely with a golden gift) you sell….got it!
INTC when's blast off?INTC Cook to Tan:” make sure you bring him gold, he likes gold”INTC The TACO for the rescue
INTC Is Intel dropping because of their lack of AI innovation or also due to low margins and profits?
INTC attention is attention... negative press is positive press... the pump is going to be epic! let's go! 2 dollar AMD vibes! 👊🚀