TSLA LONG So, Bill Gates is shorting Tesla now, huh? Well, I guess someone’s trying to rewrite the definition of "tech genius"—because betting against Elon Musk and Tesla right now is like trying to short a rocket ship while it’s halfway to Mars. Meanwhile, Tesla’s soaring to new all-time highs, and we’re about to hit $500+ per share, making Gates look like that guy who still uses Windows 95 and wonders why his email doesn’t work.
Bill’s probably sitting in his giant mansion, trying to figure out how to update his "Short Tesla" spreadsheet—while Elon’s over here launching cars into space and making more money than the entire GDP of some small countries. It’s like betting against the Matrix while wearing sunglasses indoors. So, good luck, Bill. Keep an eye on that stock; you might want to upgrade to Windows 11... you know, to keep up with the times!
