FarmerPorky

FarmerPorky

Oink, oink. Porky here !🐷🦃 Ah, Thanksgiving—when the smell of roasted turkey fills the air, and even the grand dame of cryptos, Bitcoin Grandma, sets aside her stern gaze for a moment of festive cheer. She’s the matriarch of the crypto barnyard, with a presence so commanding that even the bravest pigs tremble under her piercing eyes. But not this time. This...

FarmerPorky

For many seasons, Porky 's land was a place of peace—green fields, sturdy crops, and a steady rhythm of work. The animals roamed free, the air was fresh, and life was simple. But then, something strange began to stir. A hum filled the air, soft at first, but growing louder with each passing moment. It was a sound that didn’t belong—a restless, erratic hum, like...

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Howdy, folks! It’s Porky here, your pip-farming pal, with today’s crypto tale. Let’s talk WIFUSD —a dog in a hat. Porky likes to think of it as a scrappy little fella, happily trotting around but too shy to jump the fence. Let’s dig into the mud, shall we? WIF’s been doing laps between 3.56 and 2.87 for the past eight days. Picture it: a stubborn pup stuck in...

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Howdy, folks! Oink, oink, Porky here! Let’s not kid ourselves: in a bull market, everyone’s a genius—even Porky. The fields look greener, the skies brighter, and even a blind pig might dig up a truffle. Thus, back in the mud with a new idea for when Bitcoin slows down and everyone and their pigs are beginning to sniff out the “next Bitcoin.” Porky thinks ...