As I sat here nibbling on my crayon, I developed an itch I couldn't scratch ... for it was on the inside of my head. It was not like anything that ever happened before, so I wrote it all down for you to read. Please tell me, am I evolving? Or, can I go back to my crayons. A tale of Apes, a Moonshot, and Hedgef*ckery. The week started out well. With a...