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TSLA Bitcoin: The Cinderella Story That Never Found Its Glass Slipper1. Failed Currency: Once upon a time, Bitcoin tried to be a currency. Unfortunately, it was like trying to buy groceries with a glacier—too slow, too expensive, and just plain impractical. The tech was a beautiful mess: hard to handle and impossible to love.
2. Failed Store of Value: Next up, Bitcoin attempted to be the digital gold. But instead of glittering stability, it gave us roller-coaster volatility, making even the most daring day traders dizzy. Easy manipulation turned it into the world's most unpredictable "store of value."
3. Failed Decentralization: the cherry on top—a failed attempt at decentralization. BlackRock,
MSTR, and coordinated exchanges like Binance and 
COINBASE swooped in, turning Bitcoin’s dream of distributed power into a corporate-controlled reality show.4. Failed Scarcity: If that weren’t enough, the truth reveals that Bitcoin also failed to be scarce. The code itself allows for the creation of more coins, and forks can debase Bitcoin more than any fiat currency ever could. Scarcity? More like the illusion of it. 🤡
